Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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zeal 0
LOL "And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - " "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *everyone glares at you*
MetallicPunk 0
thanks to you the same thing just happened to me
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Comments (52)
Alkron 0
I possibley would have laughed, I find much of American history completely stupid so I'll chuckle at it, I remember one time there was a carnival we talked about that they electrocuted a cow because it wouldn't eat the poisened food (it broke a part or something) so they charged people to see it and then on the video it actually SHOWED the cow being electrocuted
Ainarr 29
You would have laughed about slavery?
redbluegreen 41
We all remember the first time we discover the awesomeness that is FML. But you really should've been paying attention. Haha.
greeneggsnsam 0
shilly goosh! :)
neezie 0
Who cares, no one else heard your laugh over their own. I mean come on slavery is a laugh riot!
grocky 0
Today, I read this FML and literally laughed out loud as well. But I was home alone so it's good. MLIA
zeal 0
LOL "And these poor slaves were often badly beaten by their masters - " "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *everyone glares at you*
Bilbotitface 2
Ur a legend
x_Mikomi_x 0
Ooh, thats rough. Juussttt pay more attention and like, you wont get caught next time.
Marino01 0
LOFL!
Baron_Random 0
YDI for being on any website during class. It's going to lead to trouble!
hanhanjr 0
I'm guessing ypu're a teacher...-___-