Noname
United States
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
smidge
United States
Today, I got a call from an ad agency offering me a job. I was so excited, because I've been looking for work for a few months now and really wanted to work for them. An hour later, they called apologizing, because they'd made a mistake and offered the job to the wrong person. FML
yupimher
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
jellymoon14
United States
Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML
Anonymous
Norfolk, United States
Classic
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
TimeForANewJob
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
- Moved Across the Country
United States
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
YankeeDoodle
Australia
Today, I discovered my employer is advertising for a contractor position within my team performing basically the same role as myself. Except the pay is seven times more. FML
TheSuregeon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML
eaglesmile
Mumbai, India
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Top comments
regal 0
what is your job? They may be hiring another person to the same position. It doesnt necesarily mean that they are going to fire you.
redstoke 0
Well, why were you looking for a job that is the same as your job in the first place? If you were looking for a different job don't get all pissy over getting fired since you were about to quit.
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Comments (19)
aimeegoldberg 22
well talk to your boss instead of going on fml stupid no wonder youre not keeping your job
xmacrossed 4
I think the real question is why u were looking for a job
criley221 19
You are obviously looking for a new job and they are being proactive to find your replacement!
mo3zz 13
pack your bags.. you've been promoted!
KrazyKatz3 26
Maybe you're getting a promotion!!!!