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Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML

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30Degrees_Below0 0

This is actually my post... I hadn't made a FML before this. But yeah, no matter what I do for my constipation, it's like nothing helps. I also have ovarian cysts which makes it very painful.

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SweetJaseyRae 0

lead logs. flaky floaters. that is all.

Morokea 0

FYL but possibly the funniest worded FML ever. :D

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30Degrees_Below0 0

This is actually my post... I hadn't made a FML before this. But yeah, no matter what I do for my constipation, it's like nothing helps. I also have ovarian cysts which makes it very painful.

magpie2369 9

What kind of medicine do you take, I'm desperate and have tried literally everything.

prettykitty123 0

Yea uh too bad you're poop shouldn't float..

Galaythius 16

#42 To bad you spelled your wrong

ccbooya18 0

hey ATTENTION FML commenters, copy and paste this comment to as many FML's as possible. Oh and f your life by the way

bigz2k 0

I'm going to go ahead and say YDI becuase I can only assume you either don't know or aren't mature enough to use the word constipation. I'm not saying it doesn't suck, I'm just saying you need to grow up.

Alkix 2

I don't like floaters, they make the worst bm's, not including not being able to have one, of course.

martic835 2

Do you have IBS, Celiac, or a different type of deficiency? My niece suffers with something similar. She poops every 2 weeks and its always logs that don't flush. Those girls imitating you suck!

theatregrl2 0

IBS doesn't cause constipation, it usually has the opposite effect.

ReplicasWaifu 0

I know how you feel OP, IBS sucks. Me knowing that first hand. #48 - IBS does cause constipation, there are three types of IBS, the one that has more to do with Diarrhea, the other that has more to do with constipation and the third which is a mix of both.

MrFagHole 0

ii liked the old pic better

88sforlife 0

Dude That Suckz And Yea Totally Agree With

anon45 6

Why the hell do you type like that?