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Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML

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30Degrees_Below0 0

This is actually my post... I hadn't made a FML before this. But yeah, no matter what I do for my constipation, it's like nothing helps. I also have ovarian cysts which makes it very painful.

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SweetJaseyRae 0

lead logs. flaky floaters. that is all.

Morokea 0

FYL but possibly the funniest worded FML ever. :D

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megitts 0

flakey floaters hahah that just made my day!!

yousirareamoron 0

they deserve it for being such disgusting people

MeleMallory 0

YDI for using the phrases "lead logs" and "flaky floaters".

THE_A_TEEN 28

Yeah, because hilariously worded FML are soo boring. Bitch...

holly_fly 34

So OP deserves being in pain because they try to make a bad situation at least slightly amusing? Get a sense of humor.

littlefro2012 9

Hope your day gets better.!