Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, while trying to sleep after a night shift, workers came to hook up city sewage service, firing up drills and shouting. An hour later, my child woke me up to tattle on her sister. Just as I was drifting to sleep yet again, the smoke alarm battery started chirping. I give up. FML
Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, I attempted to fix my leaky sink using a tutorial I found on YouTube. Everything was going smoothly until I accidentally turned off the water to the entire apartment building instead of just my unit. Now I'm known as the superhero who flushed everyone's morning routine. FML
Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML
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Theglc20 27
Just walk away. Walk away and dont come back
HeartOfLead 24
Don't be alarmed OP, just call your boss/manager and ask him how.
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Comments (84)
alycion 39
I thought sirens signified the approach of pyramid head. I would be running for dear life about now.
lokman_fml 7
Glad to know OP doesn't work at a nuclear power plant!
worldclassrager 41
There should be a company name to call and they should know...how to turn them off...
dawood_k 27
You're the best employee ever! Warning sirens blaring, job, factory etc at risk! Oh well... Lets write an FML!!! Maybe I can get help than after its moderated etc. What the hell OP...and the worst employee of the month sorry I mean ever goes too??? Surely there's an escalation too follow, don't you know your colleagues telephone numbers... So many options to pursue... You chose the best though as we are pleased to be reading this. Thanks for the read, and morale boost. Good luck though!
ptrep17 2
So one of your first action is to post on FML, nice. Good luck
thatnucca 36
Sirens decide tell the world how incompetent OP is... OP says "Don't worry, I got that covered" and posts an FML... Bravo!
pickleOnABun 10
so you just sit there and put it on fml?
flashback_fml 14
Making a fml post was probably the way to solve it
stoych 19
Start a small fire somewhere secluded. This will set off the sprinklers, then people are called in to reset various alarms etc...... Plead absolute innocence. Of course, before people call me an idiot for starting fires, I AM, of course, JOKING. Do NOT start any fires OP. (you could try blowing the electrics though....)
swordidfate 13
I'm gonna guess and say you already opened the valves, shut off the pump, and then closed the valves again. At which point I would suggest running away VERY fast