Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
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zotler 5
Well, this is awkward.
chrissy_fml 0
Well atleast it wasn't a rapist or something XD
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Comments (121)
perdix 31
Chick with a dick? I'll bet within hours, we're going to get the FML from the other girl, "Today, I met this girl in real life that I'd met online. She took one look at me and left. FML." I've heard of people stretching the truth about their age, weight, height, income, etc. online, but when you stretch about your gender, you can expect some rapid blowback.
skoob1 12
'blowback' hehe
numbersystem 4
Well, nobody's perfect! ;)
aksweetheart 7
ok Hannah Montana (:
numbersystem 4
From Some Like It Hot: Daphne/Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! [Whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.] Uhhh, I'm a man! Osgood: [Looks at him then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody's perfect! Note: the last line is ranked #48 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.
Lennes 12
Dating sites... You just can't trust them.
russfml 31
Or the people that use them lol, it's just too easy to lie, even when your bad at it
taracrane1 7
Thus begins your new lifestyle as a lesbian
SkyBirdy 5
[insert gay rights joke here]
reddudeover 2
She was in lesbians with you.
RedmontFief 7
Best movie line ever. *applauds*
ICastillo 25
Looks like you will be getting some scissor action tonight, Or muff bumping whatever you want to call it.
DocBastard 40
Lola! Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola! Except in reverse. Alol! Al-al-al-al...oh **** it.
DocBastard 40
A) It was my iPhone autocorrect. B) My little sister posted that, not me! C) It was sarcasm. D) I was really drunk when I posted that! E) No one's perfect Pick your favourite.
aksweetheart 7
and he makes a miraculous comeback!
Eiregal2 10
all of the above dearie! ~^O^~
Wicked361 8
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lolfood 24
I thumbed you up because you are DocBastard.
tehdarkness 21
Was she hot?
Blaqkeyeliner 6
Is this your way of coming out of the closet? ;)
Il_Maestro 6
Yes, she was confident that if she searched for a male online he would actually turn out to be female, thereby giving her an opportunity to come out. Good thing it all worked out for her which is why she promptly submitted it to FML.