Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I haven’t spoken to my husband in a week, and when I finally spoke to him he thanked me because he’s gotten so much work done round the house, caught up on all his paperwork for his job, and reconnected with his Xbox friends. I didn’t realise I was such a fucking distraction. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Zachlax45 0
you have obviously never been in an epic battle in call of duty. lol
Ninjabc21 0
dont bother a man and his video game system
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Comments (159)
AntiChrist7 0
Get to know someone before you marry him. So you don't have to whine no you married a geek. YDI
betamaxjim92 0
YDI big time. Don't ever let anything get between a man and Modern Warfare 2, ever!
arl_fml 0
My boyfriend is currently finishing up Basic Military Training and is scheduled to come home on leave for two weeks next friday. In a letter he sent me, he said that there is so much he wants to do on his time off, that call of duty is supposed to be awesome! o and he misses me".... yea I feel the love...
Books4Me 0
As much as I understand that the guy probably did want to relax and enjoy his video game, I think he was very inconsiderate to the OP! That is his wife and, supposedly, the love of his life. I have a marine cousin who has been deployed 3 times and he still makes a point to contact his wife and kids when he has the chance. I hate video game. HATE them. They steal peoples' souls.
Lisa89 3
If he's in an epic battle make sure you bring him a sammich once in a while!
sweatteaforme001 0
I hope all the people who say that her husband is justified in screening her call because of COD would be just as understanding if their wife or girlfriend said "Ooh sorry, I know we haven't had sex in a month, but I'm busy watching Sex and the City/reading Twilight."
SFMember 0
Having sex and talking are 2 COMPLETELY diiferent things.
armywife72309 0
Not in a deployment situation. now having sex and talking could be the exact SAME thing. think about it. we're goin without, he's goin without. Not like we're able to flip a switch and have no sex drive for a year.
damnwtfdude 0
You must be a woman. Men put up with that all of the time. We have a DVR now and I still can't get any during America's Next Top Model. Women just hate it when things that they do on a regular basis are flipped around on them.
lalasha 0
get over yourself you knew what you signed up for you are a military wife so buck up and stop whining. That is what I do because I am a military wife too
Greeksta23 7
^ lalasha Call of Duty is a game :)
ANTONKR 0
MW2 is soo much better then women. Don't call me a loser itts true!!
camlovesmcr 0
I'm a girl too! I love COD and think it's better than most things. I'm just about to go and play.
stolencrackers 1
whoo-hoo! Another girl that plays! I just want to add for the guys.. please don't classify all women as not understanding CoDMW2 because we (some of us) can get just as addicted, too!
samanthamj10 0
Hell yeah! I'm a female. I'm in the Marine Corps as a field MP (basically infantry) trying to get into canine. Working with drug and bomb dogs. And I play COD. So suck it. Let your guy do what he wants. Civilian wives/gfs piss me off bc they think they know exactly how the military works. Guess what. YOU DON'T. So until you've lived it, stop getting on your guys asses.