Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
Today, I haven’t spoken to my husband in a week, and when I finally spoke to him he thanked me because he’s gotten so much work done round the house, caught up on all his paperwork for his job, and reconnected with his Xbox friends. I didn’t realise I was such a fucking distraction. FML
Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Top comments
Zachlax45 0
you have obviously never been in an epic battle in call of duty. lol
Ninjabc21 0
dont bother a man and his video game system
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Comments (159)
AKBO47 0
your husband is ****** awesome
xneuroticallyx 0
that's such a win!
saxman45 0
ok, that's just funny as hell
tdwp964 0
Hehe **** of duty!
RSX92 3
-insert clever COD joke here-
MothsWings 4
Let him have his fun.
96qbb 3
He actually answered when cod was on, thats love
epicsauce316 0
Does he have a ps3??
samanthamj10 0
Don't mess with a military person and their COD! Rah!
samanthamj10 0
This was my reply to 96 so you guys can see.. Hell yeah! I'm a female. I'm in the Marine Corps as a field MP (basically infantry) trying to get into canine. Working with drug and bomb dogs. And I play COD. So suck it. Let your guy do what he wants. Civilian wives/gfs piss me off bc they think they know exactly how the military works. Guess what. YOU DON'T. So until you've lived it, stop getting on your guys asses. Thank you very much. You guys who think the females don't know. Yeah right.
greatfirstdate 18
The ****? The OP wasn't getting angry at her husband just for playing COD. She was sad because after not speaking to him for such a long time, that he would reject time with her for a stupid reason. We all appreciate your service, but your comments are wholly meaningless because it's like you read the FML wrong. Plus, aren't women not allowed to hold a position in infantry?