Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
The real me
Today, I finally told my parents I'm trans. My dad started crying and told me he loved me no matter what. My mother threw a chair at me, and told my dad it was his "wife-like" behaviour that made me this way. She then prayed out loud for an hour for God to send her a real husband and son. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Casual homophobia
Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Vicious
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
God is Dead 6: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
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DarkJoy_fml 5
I'm so sorry OP. I want to comment before the comments get shut off since moderators seem much more sensitive these days and I know that this is going to turn into a religious debate. I was raised Mormon and have a gay friend that was raised Mormon with me. They tried sending him to therapy, he tried praying it away etc. etc. He is now with his boyfriend. Stay true to yourself and your nature. Don't let a 2000 year old book, translated through multiple languages, with ridiculous messages get you down. You need to be happy with who you are :)
DanniNell 13
don't let people judge you! just be yourself no matter what people say or do.
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Paradoxx5 8
Anyone who follows Leviticus so closely as to say that homosexuality is a sin, must find the following sinful as well: Letting 2 different animals breed (mules are therefore sinful) (19:19), wearing a garment of 2 or more materials (19:19), haircuts and trimmed beards (Lev. 19:26), tattoos (19:28), not accepting immigrants (19:33-34). If you're going to believe that homosexuality is a sin, I cannot really stop you. I just hope that you are following all of the other rules as well.
fangxdarkheart 0
wow that mustve sucked
LibLovely 0
183, I'm your biggest fan! Way to prove the bible is about love, not hate.
dogsbeatcats 0
so sorry, your parents must be little *******
nikki9tails 3
I'm sorry that had to happen to you and let me just say if you came out to me, we wouldn't be reading no bible ;)
beanieboo 0
hey! it doesnt matter what god created because maybe we were wrong. it couldve been adam and eve or adam and steve or madam and eve. so fyl for that, you cant control being gay
ZzzcheesterzzZ 0
I know how you feel I'm bi and Christian my parents dnt really understand it just don't loose faith and you will be fine your not going to hell for tht like every1 says god loves you and every one else so just stay strong and don't loose hope your family might come around(if not than the only opinion tht matters is yours and gods) everything in your life is between you and god screw them
ZzzcheesterzzZ 0
jess ur a retard I'm Christian and It's not a choice so go screw urself
MonkeyJayyde94 8
I say ydi and fyl. ydi only because you could have walked away.
Pepsiisbae 15
I wouldve taken the bible and burned it!ok maybe not that extreme but take it and hit em in the face then burn then...with burning balls of fire!