anon80214
United States
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
Chuck Norris would have dodged it.
lerouxmaster 7
That's awesome !
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (214)
creedaddict 9
dumbass ydi
LittleLoli 0
She's a damn ninja! She kicked your ass and she wasn't even awake. Lol. I wonder... did she wake up and apologize, or wake up and laugh :) FYL.
SteelCladAngel 0
I accidentally kneed my ex in the balls while I was sleeping. I fell asleep before him so he stayed out and finishes watching his movie well he came in and tried cuddling up to me and it startled me, I had forgotten where I was lol whap!!!! up came my knee straight into his groin :(
xGemmi 0
could of been worse, iif she ever asks u to paint her toe nails, atleast now u know to say no
barmeywashere 0
Umm she kicked him accidentally for tickling her..How does doing her toe nail have to do with anything? It's not like it tickles..
xGemmi 0
he would have to have to touch her feet to paint her toenails you tard. and if her feet are ticklish, shes bond to kick him in the face.
Brownstonius 0
you sir, sound like u might have "date rape face". One who posesses the face of a date rapist. >:^
BigOrca 2
I think Chuck Noris wouldn't need to convince her to give her a foot massage.
finalyearsofhate 22
I guess you were pretty 'thorough' then. though I think you meant to use through in your statement op.
mattm54 0
that really sucks
kyylaaa1 0
you are like the millionth person I've seen use whilst on fml lately..
vbsdlover21 0
than don't tickle her feet. (: