anon80214
United States
Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
Chuck Norris would have dodged it.
lerouxmaster 7
That's awesome !
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killerJC 0
next up, footjob. hell yea
TalkinSmack 6
be thankful u didn't try sucking on her toes
missymoo123 0
LMAO Thats what I thought as soon as I read it....Could have ended up with a broken face =/
SteelCladAngel 0
an ex of mine did that after I repeatedly asked and told him not to he wouldn't let go of my ankles so I kicked him in the face :) ******* worthless bastard, wish his nasal bones would have imbedded in his brain.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
a hit to the balls hurts much worse than being hit in the face.
xiaoxaio 5
96- pycho much?
snickerz01 0
if you werent in some creepy wierd position, i dont see how te **** she could kick you in the nuts. were you like raping her foot?
imacreeper 3
He could have been lying criss-cross applesauce with her foot on his lap..
snickerz01 0
good point, and btw you shall not touch my house and shall be slayed by my diamond sword
imacreeper 3
LESSGO!!!
BeautifulSunshin 0
Can you say "Ouch!" hahha funny tho! Hope ur fellas are doing alright!
LaughterofCorn 4
I believe your nuts are in need of medical care. A tickle kick can bring down elephants.
malpalll 0
I ******* hate it when people tickle my feet. tickling my feet is like a free ticket to get kicked in the face or nuts.
stayawakee 0
Hope you learned a lesson. Why would you want to know? You could of simply asked her. You never tickle someone's feet. Especially while they're asleep. That's like scaring a lion while it's sleeping. You're stupid.
BountyBass 13
people have been killed for giving a foot massage...
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha your a little creep !
kaka123abc 0
sure she was asleep?