Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
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Koubz 0
Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)
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pariah13 0
that blows
Koubz 0
fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.
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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
not an fml. just gross.
KiddNYC1O 22
57- I guess what I meant to say was that it depends how far they were from the fan. that said, if the fan was far enough, it is possible for the oral fluid to be blown/sprayed back the direction it came from
maxdashz 0
57/61: Also, say that he sneezed at the fan. As it leaves it is at 90kmph. .1 of a second later it is at about say 20kmph. And this doesn't even have to be a very fast fan. At this point the fan stops it and sends it back. All in about half of a second.
KiddNYC1O 22
thank you 62. well said also, 90 kmph=100mph, right? lol I mean 100mph IS how fast we let out a sneeze
NzxtZ06 0
how is this an fml?
marquisallover 0
YDI for actually taking the time to come on here and post this
Grinner 0
let's just say you now know what a facial feels like.
StoryOfTheYear 15
YDI for not covering it Pisses the living shit outta me when people don't cover their coughs. It's like, might as well sneeze on my food while you're at it.
buttshapedfruit 0
just bc u sneeze doesn't mean u hav a cold..
life12 0
hahha thats something i would do!