Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
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Koubz 0
Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)
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pariah13 0
that blows
Koubz 0
fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.
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Comments (145)
snjokorn 5
HAHAHAHA! you should have covered your mouth!
Lillies98 0
that's what you get for not covering your mouth
FackMyLiife 0
ahaa it would have been funnier if your own snot and saliva got in your eye and you couldnt see anything so you got up and fell on your computer. THATS AN FML
penner3714 0
man that sucks
peeachykeen 0
that's hilarious haha
blastvortex 4
Haha. That sucks. PS I can picture this one becoming a comic. :)
Koubz 0
Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)
Punkyxoxo 14
u suck
Risho96 10
I know this may be a weird question, but what is that in ferenheight?
caveman72 9
When will the US get metricated? One of about 4 countries on the planet that haven't switched yet...
tabbydionysis 18
Once they fix their debt problems, make all the new street signs, and convince everyone it's not un-american to use the metric system.
Ziggyboo 10
131, just about 90.
Lillie_bird 16
131: it's about 95 Fahrenheit
ksktwin84 14
"Ferenheight"?? Oh boy
K410 18
So why the hell did you write it in the first place? This is why everyone is saying YDI
Peachy2392 26
Why are you hating on Americans? There's a lot of us that would definitely prefer to switch over to the metric system, however, we don't make that call. Kids in our schools are taught the metric system and you can't really blame them for that, it's not their fault. Also, I don't know anyone who believes the metric system is "un-American". Sounds like y'all just love to find reasons to bash on Americans.
cidcarrera 14
Lol Idk why you got so many thumbs down.
Koubz 0
Akeed enta mesh lewa7dak :)
Koubz 0
fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.
Cleu 12
Sad thing is that I do it too sometimes. The instinct to turn because of the abruptness of sneeze sometimes overrides the knowledge of the fan being resent.
XQuartzX 15
I've had that happen.
octopus_pants 0
OMG ROFLMAO that must have sucked XD but omg made me laugh XD (not in a bad way :P)
Axipiter 24
Your comment just gave me a brain aneurysm.
asherm 15
Actually it blew
missd420 16
I think my IQ may have gone down a little bit there...Yes, I've just forgotten trigonometry.