Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML
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Koubz 0
Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all. Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day. I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)
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pariah13 0
that blows
Koubz 0
fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.
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Comments (145)
b182link 0
eww 10 is gross
v42136 0
haha
Venezia_fml 0
He never said he had a cold.
lexibabyx3 0
hahah that's funny (:
3Chris28 0
There just needs to be an "FMD" website for entries like this. Sneezing on yourself doesn't F your life. It just F's Your Day.
vyktor_fml 0
I agree #16. That fan would have to be blowing 100mph winds on this guy's face.
blurider17 11
#12 ... He must of had it on high. Lol
forPetesSake_fml 3
*have
cupcakeluv26 7
Nope had was right
Bcfrmkc816 17
That's right it sure is right
threer 30
But 'of' wasn't. *Have instead of of.*
RAUN 8
Handkerchief or tissues should be banned. We'd get so many more stories about the unfortunate places sprayed by someone sneezing that way.
loganberrybat 11
Should have put your hand over your face then you *****
The_Paladin 16
cover your mouth next time... glad it didn't ruin your day.