Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Typical teacher.
brianjman14 23
Funny how hypocrisy works. Don't give detention. Just wake them up. YDI for falling asleep.
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Comments (140)
Starfiji 0
Nice one
badblackkitty 0
shit happens. it jus show teachers r ppl too
KiddNYC1O 22
Unacceptable as she's already penalizing the kids in her class for the same thing.
OfficeNinja 5
Make it part of the lesson. The boss can make rules, but is not subject to the rules. That is why it's good to be the boss. Like you. So study hard and do well in my class and one day you can sleep on the job too. Now shut up and finish copying the dictionary, I'm hitting the snooze button.
krawrz4u 0
It's people like you that makes school worthwhile
twilightluvr101 4
Well thats not very nice of u ( the detention part) I have recently been falling asleep in,like evry class because all they do is talk bout the sat nd hspa itsss so boring but ive nvr gotten detention for it. (that might have more to do with the fact that im a ninja though lol)
krawrz4u 0
I fell alsleep in bible today
N0vemberaccou_19 4
Both high school students and teachers (especially if they're just starting out, or if they have a family at home) have a lot going on and are bound to be tired during the day at school. Falling asleep is a mistake, but it means not that the student or teacher doesn't care, just that they're really tired. That being said, detentions for falling asleep is a bit harsh, unless the students do it every day, or if they come into class put their head down and try to fall asleep, or if they refuse to get up when they teacher calls them out on sleeping. I fell asleep all the time in high school, and it wasn't because I didn't care because I loved school, it was because I got typically 5-6 hours of sleep. Many of my teachers would just call the sleeping student's name, sometimes tell the student to go get a drink of water or take a quick walk to wake up, and the students would wake up and be embarrassed about falling asleep and it wouldn't happen again that class. I actually sort of liked it when the teachers shouted at you but didn't punish you for it, because then you would never have a problem with falling asleep in their class again; they sort of scared you straight.
geod69 8
That's good for the kids now they won't get detention for falling asleep in your class
GelliE212 7
Wow. Now u know how it feels. U should be fired.
iVelcro 2
See you in detention ;D