quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
yogabbagabba
United States
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
"AdorableDoxie"
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Math_Rocker
United States
Dozing off
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Victor
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Anonymous
Delhi, India
Zzzzzzzzzz
Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML
Biggest Jerk
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML
sleepwalker
United States
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10
Damn, that boring? Jk, I'm sure the kids didn't mind.
volley4eva1698 0
everybody needs a nap sometimes
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birdfreak 24
lol that's funny if any of my teachers fell asleep during class, me and my friends would probably through a party. we couldnt ditch cause we would probably get detention and if I get one more, i'd have 4 and i think after that I get suspended
breepanda 4
that was a very long paragraph for something so simple :/
volley4eva1698 0
omg like he totally like would have gotten suspended if he like totally threw a party like OMG right?!
birdfreak 24
no I sed that if I got another detention I would have had 4 which means I might get suspended. god read it right
birdfreak 24
I said that if I got 1 more detention that would be 4 for me and I would probably get suspended or something like that. God read it right
parcan 11
your an idiot. this is about their life not yours!
birdfreak 24
you know what? people post stuff that's similar to what might be going on and crap like that and their comment doesn't have to f-in be buried and you know what I have plenty of fmls that could probably be posted like my detentions 1) talking to myself, I said I'm hungry 2) laughing 3) reading a book but I post them in comments hoping someone might have a little pity on me ok my life is f-up ok fml EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!
dudeitsdanny 10
Justin Timberlake has a few words for you: Cry me a river.
mrwelsh3 0
or you could post fmls about how your parents don't love you because you like men and ***********
mrwelsh3 0
or you could post fmls about how your parents don't love ypu because you like men and ***********
metalhead5564 0
wow. 4 detentions. what a rebel.
austin0023 0
why do we care?
fatazzkid 0
at least they didn't tie u up and kidnap u...
BigOrca 2
yes history is that boring.
ToxicxKitten 9
I wish you were my teacher.
dolphincheddar 10
your my new favorite teacher.
niralz16 0
my teachers do that all the time... are they not aloud to???
mexicotoucher 7
Not out loud.
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
67, nice :)
ckyorelse 18
Hi! Billy Mays here with a product I know you're going to love! Having trouble staying awake in class? At the office? Washing laundry with oxyclean? Then try the new Espresso Juice! Just one ounce is all you need to keep you up for hours on end!
flighted 1
...expresso juice? I was totally reading this in a Billy may's voice and was actually getting excited to what you were going to say. But you ruined it
ckyorelse 18
sorry. win some lose some. it's an art the Billy mastered, and I am still learning
flighted 1
it's okay. I accept the apology :)
A7X_LoVeee 10
Billy Mays is dead, imposter!!!!
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
your picture looks a lot like billy mays. beside the glasses
DrJesse 10
good effort but the ending needs a little work
mrwelsh3 0
I want to make love to you
biebette16 0
what do u teach home ec?
Shlizabeth 0
I'm kinda more weirded out by the fact that you're a teacher and your name is "quick fingers." At least you're not a priest, but... O.O
bentleysdad11611 0
oh well I'm sure your still not even with your students and if u got caught u just say I was testing them to see how mature and independent there are ;)
ryan__h 1
got narcolepsy?