sampaloompy
United States
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hard disagree
Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML
Anonymous
Pasadena, United States
The Times They Are A-Changin'
Today, I thought of this website for the first time in like 15 years. I wanted to laugh but now people just post actual sad shit. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
sara
Canada
Don't overdo it, it's bad for you
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
And yet, here you are! Congratulations!
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
ayw329
United States
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
eh
Baku, Azerbaijan
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Bored
United States
Classic Redditor
Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML
Depresso
FML brings solace
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
Anonymous
Floral Park, United States
Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML
Top comments
huanita 0
me too. always.
purpledino14 4
Haha don't we all?
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Comments (105)
FT4_0 0
I go to this web site for the same reason, but I still don't feel any better.
turbogirl 0
This isn't an FML. That's the same reason we all read it. Pick a reason from the below (you may pick more than one) why you read FML: 1) To make yourself feel better about yourself 2) Hopelessly try to get one submitted, true OR false 3) To start a fight on comments 4) Realise just how stupid other people are 5) Something to do when either a) you've finished reading through your daily websites or b) there's nothing better to do
suckerpunches 0
Strangely, this made my day.
Youd_laugh_2 0
Actually, this is an fml. It proves that you are so desperate for attention that you posted something as stupid as this. By that logic I believe it is a safe inference that you are a virgin older than 30, and live with your mother. Go outside and do something meaningful, or at least normal.
kiwi0605 0
Don't we all a little bit? #37: You should listen to your own advice.
Youd_laugh_2 0
#38,hi. Its #37 again. i am 22 and captain of my schools soccer team. Go **** yourself. Don't give me that bs about "take your own advice".
050294 0
Haha, bullshit.
Floyd4Ever 0
if your life is so great than why do you still act like an ass-hole to random people over the Internet?
derschadenfreude 5
Ja, you beat me to it, 4 ;)
strikingkpr 0
don't we all what makes you so goddamned special
michellekumar 0
me to !
gozar_fml 1
This FML should have a hamster in it.