Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML
Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
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Top comments
joeyl2008 29
That's why you should have gotten Google Glasses! They are amazing and unlikely to fall! Plus it has great apps. I'm typing this by blinking
rainbowsRlove 15
sounds nuts
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Comments (49)
whatunicorn 17
I'm a girl and just reading this hurts me. .
worldclassrager 41
Worth a try right?
darkmatternat 1
Well, I have a similar problem. My legs are so skinny I can't catch my phone. 150$ on cases a year for my phone. At least it isn't broken lol
beeferjay 34
balls are more important than phones, unless you have balls on your phone. then, delete the balls and don't do it again
MedChew 19
OP here, son of a B I did not log in before posting this on my mobile. FML
Soparot 29
You're not alone in this FML, op. I've done the same thing many times. Don't worry though, it's natural to forget you have balls when something like a falling phone happens. (But seriously I have done that before lol)
kingdutchhy 19
iCrack
fmlstarterkit 13
that's a ball-buster right there
alvarny 17
now you can wear a skirt. phones don't fall through those things.
cadillacgal79 32
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe girls don't have balls.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
exactly... his are now smashed too
Lalala579121 28
Just wear a kilt and say you're celebrating your Scottish heritage.
Michal99 12
Damn
ccastillo7 11
You weren't sitting on the toilet, were you?