Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML
Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML
Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
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Top comments
joeyl2008 29
That's why you should have gotten Google Glasses! They are amazing and unlikely to fall! Plus it has great apps. I'm typing this by blinking
rainbowsRlove 15
sounds nuts
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Comments (49)
singlwforlife 22
Wait... Were you trying to catch it with your thighs on purpose, or am I completely misinterpreting this?
Lalala579121 28
It literally says "tried to catch it with my thighs". Usually when people try something it's on purpose...
singlwforlife 22
I should have been more clear... I meant did OP drop the phone on purpose to see if they would be able to catch it with their thighs? Sounds like a crazy question, but j have a friend who did this trying to prove a point and her phone ended up in the toilet.
Lalala579121 28
I doubt it.
buckdharma 38
Sounds like you tried to have phone sex with a Virgin Mobile.
Lalala579121 28
And now I want to listen to the Dethklok song "crush my battle opponent's balls".
samlovesham1234 9
I hope you weren't on the toilet.
unotrea 16
This has happened to me except my phone cracked because of a thigh gap. FYL OP
Sphanz 17
I know that feeling bro. Its ok. We're here for you man
vikky538 29
I cringed while reading this
warrenhoward42 20
oooh!! that sucks, bro.
Nickynick123456 24
Well that sucks.
tomvertigo 17
At least it wasnt on the toilet... that we know of, anyways.