Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Keys, how do they work?
Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML
Gross
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
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Tygastyle 0
my boyfriend does that and i think he's an idiot. thats the point of a spare key, right?
xXlolololXx 0
Haha YDI for leaving SPARE keys in your car. Hahah that's a good one tho :P
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Comments (30)
sexybitch92 0
your really kind of an idiot. why would you put a spare set inside your car? strannnggeee....
jaminjim132 0
shouldn't it be the other way around?
Sarah6244 0
Thats how cars get stolen! its called SPARE dont keep it in your car!
you_guys_r_fails 0
ever hear of a locksmith Dumbass.
_Allstar_ 2
Maybe instead of keeping a spare in a car where they might be stuck try keeping them somewhere safe! and not in a locked car. thats just a suggestion though :)
myifesuckz 8
Haahaa looooool YTDI looool
redrumbear 9
Putting your spare keys where they're safe from everyone. Even you. Now that's ******' smart!
gaffag 2
Ydi for being retarded
kotabones 0
Youre the dumbest person I can think of. What moron keeps a spare key to anything inside of what it unlocks? YDI
Heinousness 0
Who keeps any keys in a locked car? That's like putting the piece of paper that has your safe combination in the safe for safekeeping. Jeez