Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
All set
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
Pentaxed
Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML
Today, I received my camera in the mail that my mom sent from home since I forgot it when I moved to Italy. It was wrapped in 4 layers of bubble wrap and packed in foam peanuts to keep it from getting broken. As I was removing the last layer of bubble wrap I dropped it, breaking the screen. FML
Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML
A tale as old as… well, 2007?
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Mr Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs carrying a huge TV. Don't worry, my body cushioned the TV's fall. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
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xxdakotaxx 0
Drop me once, shame on me. Drop me twice, **** you im breaking.
protomanx1 0
Probably the fall from the stairs loosened up something and the last one was a Coup de grâce
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Comments (107)
JukeboxBunny 0
You're a clumsy bitch, aren't you?
FMLjudge007 0
so, what your trying to say is, your gay?
pickle2727 0
Use a quality camera strap around your neck and this all could have been avoided. YDI, but the camera didn't.
marc_with_a_c 3
Wow you really suck at taking care of your things don't you?
xxdakotaxx 0
Drop me once, shame on me. Drop me twice, **** you im breaking.
aback 5
FTW!
chinCHILLaOUT 0
HA! That was great. My new quote!
omghehehe 0
LOL! I had another similar comment in mind, but I think you said it better! Very concise and eloquently said! :D
xxdakotaxx 0
thanks guys :P feelin the love
omghehehe 0
Ahhh, love (sigh). Isn't it grand! :D
xxdakotaxx 0
its so much lesser then three =D
girlygirl666 0
Hahaha! That was awesome.
Finoewae 0
I have a feeling I shouldn't trust you holding a baby. : |
xxdakotaxx 0
I have a feeling your right. When OP hold a baby, SOUND THE SIREN!!
tofueater93 0
what's a lighthouse doing in illinois?
npk88 0
I was going to ask the same thing; though I guess there could be a lighthouse on Lake Michigan or something...or they could have been on vacation somewhere near the ocean.
LemonStarship 5
At least it wasn't you falling down the stairs...
onnielief 4
wtf, dropping a camera twice, whats wrong with you? I wouldn't want you around when moving. . .
xxxNataliexxx 0
Sweet What City do you like in in Illinois ?