Today, I dressed up as my friend for Halloween. He has a very distinct style and I thought my costume was pretty clever. When he saw me, he said he had never been so offended in his entire life, and now I feel like a complete asshole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I realized why the lady I had complimented the night before on Halloween about her amazing one-armed costume, looked so hurt. She is literally missing an arm. I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
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Top comments
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Sorry to hear that OP! Let him know you didn't mean any harm? I'm sure he'll understand that you were just admiring him for his unique style ^^
Im2Shy 16
Apologize and explanation to him that it was done as flattery and not disrespect. Hopefully you'll be forgiven.
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Comments (60)
tman1985 9
it seems like feeling like an asshole on/after halloween is becoming a trend
lol70720 5
People like that are the worst. No sense of humor, once I did something similar to that, and he ended up being a huge douche bag over it. Its not like I was acted like i had a mental problem while looking like him, to mock him.
DocDrose 20
he needs to take a chill pill
akakennedy 16
Apparently your friend doesn't have a mirror.
Tannasgh 22
Thatsucks
thecrazymancan 17
Wtf? If it were me I'd take it as a compliment. Not very many real people are interesting enough to dress up as for halloween.
sickmyduckplz 2
Unless your friend was Flava Flave it was offensive.
koinu 1
Sounds like your friend isn't a good sport about anything. I mean not all halloween costumes are even scary so i don't know what he thought you meant by it. Your friend sounds like a buzz-kill.
Bladed 3
Not your fault. He overreacting.
JaegerMayCry 13
Please tell me that it wasn't a "Sexy" rendition of his apparel.