Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that I have to apply to keep the job that I've held for the past two years. There are so many other applicants that it's basically a free-for-all. FML
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months to see if I got the job I had applied for, I was told that they never received my application. Turns out that the email address that they told me to send it to was not being checked anymore and that they would be happy to consider me for the following year. FML
Today, I called in about a job application I put in over a week ago. Apparently, the branch of the company that I applied to was never given my information, and the position was filled days ago. I've been checking the status of the position online daily, and it still says that it's open. FML
Today, I found out I didn't get the promotion I applied for. Then I was told I was the only one who applied for the job. FML
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML
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thrawg 0
u can click on both
the_stereotype 0
YDI for not knowing your company was trying to fire you, and all they had to do is have a deadline
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Comments (27)
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Aw, someone isn't loved. Want a cupcake? The name is Johnny btw. >.>
Cristaderzi 0
The economy is improving. This is just God saying its time move on! Its fate! Life is like Surfing dont fight just roll with it!!!
timtam24 0
what if op doesn't believe in God hmm
jchansfan 0
Then they're going STRAIGHT TO HELLLL. jk jk, but seriously, who cares if someone referenced God, they could have just as esaily said "the universe" or something, really, it doesn't affect what they were trying to say, you're just making a fuss over nothing.
timtam24 0
No-ones making a fuss
Syn_fml 0
Yeah, I'm sure you'll be missed.
JackDupp 11
I'm thinking that they didnt remind you was not an accident either.
lady_unknown 0
Our company did the same thing when we merge with another company. They gave us months notice and choices. You must be callin' in sick all the time for you not to know a memo was going around?!?
fuzzybrownbear 0
Remember what Captain Planet says "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER"
kukopia 0
Thats just a convoluted, BS way of firing you. If it's just a job, move on. Almost any place will be better. If it's a career, you have a wrongful termination dispute. But that can take a real long time, and you don't really wanna work at a place that would do something like that.