Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, Mommy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom just handed me a book called "100 Ways To Motivate Yourself." FML
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, my mom was helping me plan for going to college. After 30 minutes of me getting more upset, and her getting more frustrated, she directed me to Tinder, a wedding venue website, and the local address for Planned Parenthood. Her actual words were, "There's no shame in being a stay at home dad these days." FML
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
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Top comments
Dr_Phil 0
Dude, your mom is trying to help you. You're obviously incredibly insecure if this makes you think your life sucks. Not happy with your weight? Exercise and eat properly. Get off your ass and set your life in the direction you want it to go in.
LoLoLo_fml 0
Heyyyyy, wake up!! I get it must be really shitty she has to look those things up in the first place and for you to find them, but I wish wish wish my mum would want to make that kind of effort for me!! Your mum is involving herself in your life and caring about you, very lucky indeed! If she wasn't and you had to deal with whatever problems you have on your own, trust me, things would only be more lonely and frustrating, it's not nice.
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Comments (38)
Socrates_fml 0
your mom loves you and cares about you. don't be such a dumb bitch and go thank her for caring.
abriannaXOXO 1
that sucks but she thinks she's helping. REMEMBER: it's the thought that counts :-)
MetalCraze 11
she's trying to help you maybe you should be glad she cares so much
Danielcremeans 0
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fyourLife10 0
agree's with #10 be happy your mom gives a shit
SocialxMoon 0
Oh, really? If anything, it's made mine worse. :/
chinCHILLaOUT 0
Ouch. That sucks. But like they said, be glad your mom cares about you. But the one about the overweight teen, ouch. You guys stop picking on her! Basically her mom called her fat. (I have no idea if she really is, but moms aren't supposed to be thinking about that.)
iCJ86 0
shes just trying to help bet still that must have sucked
ilovefatcats 12
mommy? WTF
munchly 17
YDI for saying mommy