Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML
Tuck_My_Life tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
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FPsLife 5
Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though
uneekfreak16 0
20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.
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aback 5
I'll bet you can find a cheating ***** a lot closer to home.
buffalocompton 0
priceless
thelonelylurker 0
Getting your ass kicked by the guy she was sleeping with: priceless.
Rascal_620 0
I'm sorry, that must have been terrible! Did you beat the guy up or beat her up? I would have beat the shit out of both of them.
docsigma 8
Paying way too much for Red Bull: not really priceless, actually.
plexico 4
Elaborate surprises suck! When you find a girlfriend who lives in the SAME ******* TOWN as you, surprise her from time to time with flowers or gifts. Making a 20-hour booty call is not sexy, especially when you find out you are the second customer of the night. Long distance relationships never work out -- surprise!
Apone 0
better late than never. sorry bro.
plexico 4
And if your girlfriend were alone when you barged in? I'm sure you looked, smelled and acted great after your 20-hour haul! What a treat for her! In college, I made a 20- to 24- hour run four times a year. No booty at either end, I was just too poor to afford a hotel! After making those trips, jacked up on coffee and Vivarin, I looked like shit (even worse than normal!), smelled like hell and was simultaneously jittery and wiped out. Once, when I had to make a side trip, I was even hallucinatory! I was ashamed to see my parents when I got home until after I slept and cleaned up; You'd see your girlfriend in a state like that? Really?!?!?
tumandro 0
I think it's more of you just being a giant pussy and not being able to handle a day long drive.
plexico 4
You've never done a continuous 20+ hour drive by yourself. If you say that you are at your best after such a drive, you are lying. Certainly, I wouldn't want a girlfriend to see me like that. Then again, maybe the skanks you deal with are so hard up that they'll take you no matter how bad you stink.
littlemisslee 0
I saw that coming. but, still fyl for thinking a long distance relationship works...
MelancholySpork 0
Damn dude, I'm sorry to hear that. Must be painful. I tried long distance one time and it also ended badly. Moral of the story: date someone who lives close enough to keep your eye on her!