Today, I decided to visit my girlfriend who lives 20 hours away. Four Red Bulls: $11.50. Gas: $200. Driving halfway across the country to find your girlfriend in bed with another guy? FML
Tuck_My_Life tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, so first off all of you who are bitching at me about the whole mastercard thing... I don't frequent this website enough to know which formats are enjoyable for those that do nothing and read this site, and those that do not. So if you're mad about that... I really couldn't care less. I honestly don't know which part of this thing is worse though... my girlfriend (who is away for school) cheating on me, or a good portion of the web junkies on this site telling me that I'm making it up.
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FPsLife 5
Haha, love the FML instead of priceless at the end. >.> FYL though
uneekfreak16 0
20 hours away? You don't deserve it but, dang, I wouldn't have a relationship that long distance.
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Comments (240)
Some___Guy 0
Good timing!
lifeislife_fml 0
Hahah I like the omittance of priceless at the end. FML works way better. (: And sure, it's in the Mastercard format, but at least it's not used in every other FML, like 'proceeded to' was (and incorrectly).
Nightfallz 0
ydi just for trying to use that worn out, beat up old MasterCard crap and failing miserably. it's time to move past the year 2000
shirvon100 0
priceless
izsy9667 0
PRICELESS!!!
midwestjerk 0
I hope you beat the living shit out of them.
aquarius6 0
I loved this!!
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for having a bf that lives 20 hours away.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
four red bulls are 11.50? i call bullshit on this FML
xoxoCheer 0
Long distance relationships are effed up. They never work.