Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my son is so rabid for Halloween this year that he decided to dress up early and do his own Incredible Hulk makeup. He used a green permanent marker he stole from school. It’s all over him from head to foot, and my carpet, sofa, bathtub, and even the cat. FML
Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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stealthkitten 3
haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)
Mielad 0
Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying
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Comments (235)
babeeee13 0
sucks for you, hahhaha wait, what's your costume?
TheBananaTheif 0
hahaha. mine's justin bieber.
lgs25 0
what is yours
brianjman14 23
Dude..... what's your costume?
doink 0
Try to take it off with olive oil. It might work.
catatonicsleep 17
I find eye liner hard to remove but not shadow, even if you're using soap and water that should come off easily...
Peytonlikesme 0
Sucks 2 be u dude!!! I'm be a HOT vampire
roeallen 11
what costume is this???
mattNL 0
alex?
perdix 31
Maybe you can go to the gay area of town and turn some tricks, and with the cash you make, buy yourself some treats ;)
jBordeniv 0
lol
Fortuitous 0
Ah, what if the shadows consume him and the darkness envelops him into the true chaos of Old Hallows Eve?
Sexy_Love18 0
try using lotion. put it on a rag and rub the makeup. any type of lotion will do, but you might have to put some effort in. it's takes off sharpie and my makeup ! hope this helps and good luck.
Toriab13 0
The lotion thing will work, or just take a bar of soap and rub it against your eye. WITH YOUR EYE CLOSED, It make burn at first, but that's how I get my makeup off.
lgs25 0
a bar of soap? kind of extreme
sarah48_fml 0
seriously? if you can afford make-up.. invest in some make-up remover
BethiiGeex 0
I tried posting this yesterday why soap -.- All it does is burn your eyes. just use a baby wipe/makeup wipes
Toriab13 0
It really works and I said it because, he's a guy how many guys do you know that just have makeup wipes laying around. Not very many, it's easier for me and most likely him,