Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
ImmaB3AST 7
You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass
McAninch35 9
Go dad.
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Comments (732)
Sparkiee93 3
You deserve it more then any other FML on this site asshollle
kristinmarie178 2
1point daddy, 0points jackass
yankfan89 27
I hope she kicked you in the balls and then dumped your cheating ass
Missy2612 11
That's what you get, you cheating asshole! I truly hope your penis turns black and falls right off. Same goes to 346... Dumbass.
Why_me499 21
what did 346 say? I can't find the comment
winniepoohbear 0
Prick.
winniepoohbear 0
Prick.
kelis_fml 0
You deserved it! It's your fault it wasnt her but your dad was nice to apologize.
Counselor216 0
lol shit happens
Calyx_fml 22
OP never said it was an explicitly monogamous relationship. You cant assume its the default for everyone. Anyone who assumes that they are in a monogamous relationship without confirming it explicitly, YDI.
KMF524 3
asshole