Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
Freakout
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I was having a beautiful lucid dream when a telemarketer called at 5AM, waking me up. I silenced my phone and went back to sleep, and was somehow able to resume my lucid dream. Then my phone vibrated me awake. It was the same telemarketer, this time calling at 7AM. FML
Spooky stuff
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Sleep the clock around
Today, I decided to sleep in since I didn't really have anything I had to do. I was woken up at 10:30AM thanks to a spam telemarketer. I turned my phone off and went back to sleep, hoping to wake up around noon. I woke up at 1:30PM. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
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Vintage_fml 0
yesterday,i slept at 3 am,woke up at 6 am for school
shaPOW 0
did you seriously think this was worthy of fmylife.com? this happens to everyone who's dumb enough to leave their phone ringer on overnight.
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Comments (46)
fugginJebus 0
And then you went back to sleep. WHAT A ****** UP LIFE YOU HAVE. Whiny bastard.
laurenc_fml 1
...this past week I have gone to bed anywhere between 2 AM and 4 AM, only to wake up at 6:30 AM to get ready for uni. Six hours is much better than four.
urlifemaysuk 0
why are u complaining I'm a higschooler and almost every other night I have to stay up til 3 or 4 in the morning and then get up at 5 to get ready for school quit bitching at least you get to go back to sleep
rubysdiner 0
That really sucks, man
neverStopLaughin 0
awww did u miss 2 minutes of ur sleep? poor baby
spreadtheword1o1 0
robynnicole 0
muffin
b182link 0
I hate when that happens, especially when u get out of bed to answer it
aidenkush 0
this was stupid why would u post that?..
bella_04 0
stop being a cry baby suck it up.