Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22
OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.
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ZoroMiHawk 25
Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)
briang959 47
Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.
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Comments (76)
gintwinsmoore 20
I can completely relate to this FML. This happened to me at a very small auto body shop and the bathroom was literally in the waiting room area, so the smell permeated throughout the room where people were waiting for their cars. I'm almost certain people got dizzy behind it.
AllWells 10
Run!
PrinPrinLife 16
Well I guess that was a shitty situation.
apaul982 14
Well your shit out of luck
xx000o 27
He wasn't, the unfortunate people in line were.
zarrganaut 17
I could see that happening to me. Just walk out like nothing happened.
Psyk_fml 11
All of you people are what's wrong with the world. Just inform the next person in line that the toilet has clogged and you're going to get a plunger, go find the proprietor or store minder and request a plunger, any place with a restroom facility owns a plunger. Return to plugged toilet. Plunge toilet. TA DAAAAH! Problem is fixed! Why is this so hard for people to figure out?
gintwinsmoore 20
lighten up, #54...it's FML! Lol
96isntassexyas69 20
My worst nightmare. Sorry OP.
jcfrisco 13
i swear you are 1 cheeky **** m8 ;)
kbsimmer 14
This isn't so much a **** your life but a **** their life
brycemash 9
What happens in the corner store bathroom, stays in the corner store bathroom