Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22
OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.
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ZoroMiHawk 25
Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)
briang959 47
Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.
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Comments (76)
feven 32
You should've sneaked out the window.
cheeeksss 29
A lot of public bathrooms I've been to don't have windows :| but then again this is in Canada.
Scryll 17
Ah yes, tis true, all Canadian bathrooms have a large picture window in which to view wildlife from
LadyGagasNipple 19
Not true, I'm in Canada and 85% of the restrooms I go in are windowless.
Stillo 25
do as #6 or just run!! (wont seem suspicious at all!)
91hayek 31
Why is everyone taking a dump in a corner store?
AndyPurdy 31
That's why I never use public bathrooms...gross
cheeeksss 29
When taking a shit, I flush two or three times during the process so that I am not flushing down my load all in one go. Haven't clogged a toilet since. Try it next time OP!
spatula232 25
How big is your shit??
CountedTo10 9
I'd feel awkward about people hearing the flush 2 or 3 times......although that would be better than blocking it :/
cheeeksss 29
I'm a tiny Asian girl, but once in a blue moon I can drop a ton of heat. I really have no shame.
brownapple 22
This needs a major follow up!
muarif 19
Just get a Pepsi or a Coke and pour it in! :P
vikky538 29
I guess that works. Tried it once
CountedTo10 9
sounds like you were up shit creek without a paddle
vikky538 29
I wanted to see if any of those 5 are so desperate to use a clogged toilet. Desperation leads people to darnest things
DanCastellaneta 17
I wanna know why there was a big line for the bathroom. Were you in a big part of a city?