Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML
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coolster5000 22
OP here, I find all of your "shitty situation" comments very unoriginal;) but funny all the same. I ended up just telling them I went in and found the toilet like that, but I'm not sure they believed me whatsoever.
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ZoroMiHawk 25
Just come out exclaiming your disgust at how you found a clogged toilet and warn the others in queue about it ;)
briang959 47
Own it and tell everyone to not eat the fried chicken at that store.
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Comments (76)
annarcheer 19
I would have walked out and been like "hey guys toilets clogged! wonder who did that.."
hoosiergirl94 31
If you put some hand soap in the toilet and give it a couple minutes it should help
whitnayfortooh 29
are you my husband?
captainsmegma 12
Or my wife?
beeneatenalive 12
Run Forest run!
pats2004 17
Run. Don't look back just run as fast as you can
32Levels 6
This is why, when I feel that long, winding turd coming, I always pinch one off into multiple, smaller, rabbit-like poops and flush each down individually.
UhHuhHoney 20
Sounds like my worst nightmare..
Unes 10
Never be ashamed of who u r toilet blocker !
creepyness 3
I would say "sure, but it's gonna cost you".
Zack325 10
Adam, I know that's you