hopeless
United States
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rutho
United States
Nice try
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
mathgenius
Kolltveit, Norway
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa, United States
Who are you calling random?!
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
WellThere'sThat
Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML
riya
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Eureka! I still lose....
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
riahta
United States
Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
koolkidx3
United States
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
tiptoesjohnson
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Retake
The old switcheroo
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
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ohSNAPyall 27
Karma.
sky22_fml 7
Guess you cheated off the wrong person!! lol
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whitewoods 3
You'll never use math in real life, anyway. As long as you can read at a third grade level you'll be pretty well off.
t765234 10
That is completely incorrect, First, if you don't learn math you will not get a well paying job, second, you are an idiot if you believe that statement for math has many practical applications, and third, I'd be willing to bet you failed math on a regular basis throughout your school career and are now trying to justify your own actions.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Actually, there are many jobs that don't require high levels of knowledge in math. Being a lawyer, a reporter (i.e. newspapers), an editor, a news anchor, a "garbage person" or waste management employee, a businessman, some management positions... all of these and then some require very little to no math skill. Take a lawyer, the first I mentioned, for example. Go look up the average earnings for a typical lawyer. You will find that this is not a low number. So, they earn a lot without needing math. Now, go look up the highest possible earnings for a typical lawyer. What does that tell you? I did not fail math, but I wasn't all that great at it. The guy you're replying to may have been great at math, or he may not have. You really can't tell with his comment. Tell me this: How many jobs can you think of that require the skills taught in a grade 11 math class (university/high level) or higher? I bet you can't get past ten. As for what was said about not having to read past a third grade level, yeah, I'll agree with that one. I know many higher-ups who can't read. I've pointed out errors and had to help a few of them understand a document at my old workplace. It's pretty bad when even management can't understand something they supposedly work with every day.
beachlova910 0
that's what u get for cheating!...ain't karma a bitch?
sarabraun8 7
well whoever you cheated off is still as dumb as you.
annihil8or 15
# 10 math is ez, next fall im starting a master in accounting degree, and yes I can look at #s 8 hours a day
Mitch_Connor 11
Wow, you know you're suck as a person if you can't even cheat properly. YDI Cheater
t765234 10
You are suck? What the hell
The618princess 0
lmao thiss made me laughh!!
aKid_namedIZ 1
You should've cheated off the asian kid its math no offense
RedPillSucks 33
Not all asians are good at math. When I was teaching, I caught two who cheated. They weren't even smart enough not to hand in their papers together, so it was easy to notice the identical answers after grading them back to back.
SneakherHead 5
How the hell do they put this Fml up and not mine -____-
DocBastard 40
Because yours sucked. No really, yours was the most god-awful, worthless piece of drivel I've ever had the misfortune of reading. That's why.
ShadowPunkChick 1
I'm going to guess that your teacher gave out multiple choice tests and not everyone had the same test and you were too stupid to realize you were cheating off someone with a different version of the test. Whether that's what happened or not, you deserve it for cheating in the first place.
prettypinkpixie 9
Maybe you should have studied for the exam? Or if cheating was really the only way, cheat off someone smart...