DENTALITY
Norway
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fffhjno
Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML
laptitesouris
Pertuis, France
What's this?
Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML
snapped
United States
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
shoelace18
Canada
Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML
madeleine
Gummy
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
Anonymous
Thailand
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
being a fairy is hard
Felt cute, might delete myself later
Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML
Anonymous
Today, a few months after my son lost a canine tooth, he went to get a replacement fitted. He came home with his other canine tooth removed and both replaced by vampire fangs. Permanent vampire fangs in his mouth, where people can see them and judge me for being a bad parent. FML
Maxwell
France
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
G. Briones
Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19
Future businessman.
theTravinator 21
I think he misunderstood the meaning of "money shot"
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Comments (57)
Mightytall 35
Next he's going to try and sell a kidney online for some cash... I wonder how much money the tooth fairy put under his pillow, may have been a bit too much, if he went this far to get more.
Catdragon 40
when I was around age 5, I ripped out my back teeth so I could get money. I succeeded 4 times. they weren't even loose and I just dug and twisted them out. gotta be careful at what you tell your kids.
Jord_Fox 14
Sounds like this kid needs a lesson in fantasy fast
igg125 30
Your fault for telling him there was such thing.
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Haha your username! :D
bleedingglitter 24
Best user name of the day.
Vakama00 13
I did that in 4th grade.
ScottLucky 18
We need a follow up on this 1
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope they were his baby teeth...
zombiekiller52 24
How old is he?!