Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
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SpideyRules 9
and WHY did you have to cook for him??
Narcentricity 1
why?
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Comments (243)
dg72592_fml 0
what... why? was he like dying of hunger? i wouldn't cook him shit
dg72592_fml 0
unless you cooked it for him before you caught him cheating? i dont get it.
jwill0022 0
why would you have to cook for him after that?
strawberryspacejam 11
Wow, If I was him, I would've broken your neck.
Six23 1
No you didnt. You didn't have to cook him anything. You didn't have to stop at punching him in the face just the one time either.
starburgerdeluxe 0
ummm...i understand the punch in the face, but i don't understand why you had to cook him a turkey still?? i would have given him the turkey raw and then would have proceeded to tell him to shove it where the sun doesn't shine!
suksforu 0
ok u he cheats on you, you punch him, and then you have 2 make dinner for him wat the hell?
suksforu 0
ok u he cheats on you, you punch him, and then you have 2 make dinner for him wat the hell?
FMLady 0
#338, and if I was her I would've ripped his balls off...
emo_devon 11
that asshole! you shouldnt' have made dinner for him........he doesn't deserve any of your time