Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I forgot about the second half of a really important job interview. Guess I'll just drop out because now I can't afford college. FML
Today, I drove 6 hours to make a job interview missing my best friends' wedding. The interview is actually tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I had my last assessment for my university degree in the form of an interview at 11am. Without doing this interview, I can't graduate. The interviewer was a no show. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML
Today, I was supposed to having the interview for which I'd been preparing for the past week. I join and 5 minutes later, some guy joins, just to tell me that there's been some technical issue and the interview will be rescheduled. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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Top comments
jhwang0830 0
why didnt you schedule the interview on.a.differeny.day. you should have known when your exam was.
sixtimessix 0
catch 22?
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Comments (58)
ambowew 7
This is the time you whip out your time turner, der.
ydi_4_suking 20
i thought it was saying. this is the time you whip out your dick
loooveit 4
um I'm pretty sure when u schedule ur interview u already knew bout the exam so ur fault for not having a planner
Livinia 11
There'll be other opportunities out there for other great jobs :)
Ann23 7
I'd take the exam ,and reschedule the interview.
parker82 0
hotty
Predental 5
Pick the interview. If you get the job, the exam wouldn't matter
clemcool_fml 0
uh, yeah it will. you can be hired for a great job while still in school but if you don't finish the qualifying certification they can easily say nevermind. and with good reason.
htb2050 11
paradox. :( like if I wasn't born then that would have been much better. but then who would be saying this. If I killed myself then ughh I can't think after that.
gandhislayer 6
thats not a paradox...think more a long the lines of someone saying that everything they say is a lie. you should therefore assume that the previous statement is false and should assume that everything they say is true. but wait...that would mean that everything they say IS a lie!!! also OP ur an idiot for nit rescheduling the interview.
enonymous 9
Isn't it bring your interviewer to school day? just tell him He's the guest speaker for your class. You're a shoe in!!
Lisa89 3
Can you tell the interviewer your problem? Can you arrange it for later that day or another day? Can you take retakes for your exam? Cummon, take action to resolve this problem...
Cairo_Sanchez 8
can't rearrange some things? that's a bad situation...
klong91 7
Try rescheduling.