Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as trans. They immediately took my remaining college savings, canceled my credit card, and began plotting to abduct me and "wean me off hormones, like a heroin addict." FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I'm trans. My dad started crying and told me he loved me no matter what. My mother threw a chair at me, and told my dad it was his "wife-like" behaviour that made me this way. She then prayed out loud for an hour for God to send her a real husband and son. FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
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Top comments
WeirdUS 30
I've generally found while someone's family might be ok with someone else being gay, trans or bi it becomes a completely different thing if it is in their own family. Sorry to hear that OP, much support here.
Suaria 38
Yes some people don't mean to be mean about misgendering a person. However there are people who do not respect trans people. They will use the pronouns of what the person was assigned at birth, and not respect their pronouns. They will even call trans people "it" or "tranny." It really depends on the context and the person.
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Comments (60)
corky1992 33
Something like this shouldn’t have been done over Facebook.
Lobby_Bee 18
Not sure why you would come out to your family on Facebook, these sort of things should be done face to face.
Mr_Mole 24
Cos they want attention. If you have to do it on social media then it’s purely attention seeking.
AzrielB 8
I'd like to know what IT's plans are for the exorcism, maybe they should check to see if there are any gender fluid demons
Lily_Rain77 25
don't people TALK anymore, this is not a conversation to be had over facebook.
nentenkupo 19
I assume the 'extremely accepting' bit is sarcasm.
Slim87R 7
Might as well have some fun with this. Tell them you are also into *********** and necrophilia. Overly religious people are fun to mess with.
TruCarnage117 5
Do you know anyone (religious or otherwise) who doesn't find necrophilia and *********** incredibly wrong?
Wintermelons 19
O my goodness!
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is where you make it backfire, and embrace Satan until they leave you alone. Or, if you wish, continue worshiping Satan regardless.
Paola Caraballo 11
I think you need that exorcism
TimDowd 9
OP, if you're looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis. 👍
azouwa 26
I thought it was sex and syphilis lol