Today, I came home on leave after a seven month deployment in the middle of the ocean for the Navy. My entire region got hit by the worst flood in recorded history. I need a speedboat to go to the Quick-e-mart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML
Today, I was giving a tour of my boat to a man who seemed interested in purchasing it. Everything was going great. That is, until, the motor stopped running in the middle of the ocean. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML
Today, there's lethal flooding in the Reno area, with all roads to my work closed and flooded. My boss still expects me to drive through it, in the dark, to work at 6am. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
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letmeinplease 0
Well at least you've got practice...
Dopeyrox 0
well, at least your use to the water right?
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Comments (104)
hockeyhouse 5
Welcome home and thanks for your service. That's both serious and sarcastic. ;o)
trumpetGIRL12345 0
sempter fi
sweetiepie514 0
how the hell r u writing this fml if ur town got flooded!! i think this is fake!!
TiffanyBlews27 0
That sucks. You leave the sea only to come back to it. :(
Lunatik89 0
lmfao why don't u just swim u r a squid...by the way I'm a Marine
marinewifey010 0
ooh rah
ace12294 0
this isn't even real. quick e mart is only in the simpsons, and as far as I know there haven't been any bad floods anywhere recently
Forenzics 10
Actually Nashville and the surrounding areas had a record flood that only happens every hundred years... Watch the news or something.
heybabyitsemma13 0
at least your home
RedPillSucks 33
Only if the airport was flooded. He may very well live 10s of minutes or a hour or so away from an airport.
manbizzle 1
lol @68. wow.
gibbons88 0
thanks for serving. at least u can get around with eas