Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home and found my kids playing with my coin collection. My wife told me to stop being grouchy because it’s not like they’re silver and gold. No, but they were all mint condition, some of them very rare, and every scratch the kids just put on them has halved their value or worse. FML
Today, I learned a valuable lesson, never leave your "Let It Be" album, which you paid $489 for on eBay out on your desk. My brother also learned something, old records make for very breakable, one use frisbees. FML
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
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Top comments
LexSwift 17
Why was no one watching your kids? If they're young enough to not know what's okay and what's not, they're young enough to need someone to watch them while you're at work.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
As an avid collector of vinyl records, this story was hard for me to read without cringing. Conk the little bastards and smash their Beiber CDs as payback!
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Comments (116)
babjak 6
When you have kids, valuable stuff doesn't exist anymore! ThAts what I keep telling my friend with a new born. Don't buy anything nice, it will surely be broken. But it's worth it. It's only stuff.
rubberduckie94 13
It is a shame kids can't be taught to respect the belongings of others isn't it? Jeez, they have brains you tell them to leave certain things alone and if they do not you punish accordingly to teach them how to respect people's belongings. I never put anything up and my kids never purposely hurt anything.
ThePez 0
Ummm no... Kid need to be taught they can't mess with other peoples things, what will it be when they get older... A car??? Possibly YOUR car?
est000dog 11
if i would be you, your kid would take a lesson why are vinyl records much useful than any mp3 file in the world
MigraineurOfLife 15
So would the terms "grounded" & "life"!!!
Misfits_Danzig 2
This is why I'm never having kids.
birdcagereligion 10
This made me cringe. I'm sorry, OP.
annihil8or 15
I had to say ydi because if they were important to u and u have kids u shoulda known to put them in a spot that's higher up
Trisha_aus 15
But ultimate frisbee is so much fun!
poisonwolf 6
Did you beat the Sh!+ out of them. Cause that's probably what they needed
ayyemmcee 1
If it's broke, duct tape can fix it. If duct tape can't, well, then you're ******...
MDTeddy 13
These fml's make me want to keep the "Wise One" from Golden Sun on the lookout.