Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
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bishhitsandii 3
Who was supposed to be watching her? It's their fault.
YouMentalFreaks 3
At least your walls are pretty now?
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Comments (127)
pinkprincess7849 0
buy chalk board paint or white board paint they work wonders :)
22cute 17
get her some art paper, duh
xNOxMORExTACOS 0
okay. well that's when you need to start spanking your children.
edthenet 0
awww so cute :)
mollymoomoo 0
YDI for not watching your kid.
Bananagrl 0
Everybody is saying chalkboard paint or magic eraser, but don't they actually sell truly washable paint now?? Just use that. And to all those who are saying the kid was left totally unsupervised - yeah, I'm sure mom or babysitter was home. I have kid brothers and I was also a babysitter for years and it literally takes a second and a marker. And it's not only limited to paint - try explaining a sharpie, a 4 year old, and a very expensive sofa to a parent while you were busy changing the diaper of child #2.
yupitstupps 0
that must suck. you'll have pictures that'll last forever though!
eissirk 2
don't tell her it's wrong or anything, just paint over it again. it'll be funny.
RayeofSunshine 0
Why isn't someone watching your child? Obviously you weren't clear enough the first time when you told her it was wrong to draw on the walls (I'm going out on a limb here and assuming you scolded her). Either take the crayons away if you're not going to watch her, or actually watch her (and hire someone who watches her too) or buy stock in Sherwin-Williams. Your call.
katie_babyy12 4
whyy repaint???? mr clean magic eraser will take it right off. :) promiseee :)