Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.
real life problems 26
Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.
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DanielleinDC 34
Were they expecting you? If so, FYL. If not, YDI. I hope somebody gave that table a good cleaning while you ate there, but it probably isn't the first time they've gotten busy on that table.
acmariner99 25
Ok nom nom
acmariner99 25
Om nom nom** .. sigh. Now it’s not funny, thanks autocorrect
1gullible_bugger 34
next time tell them you're coming home, and knock when you go in the front door. It's not your house anymore. you totally deserved it
mudvayne5295 5
I didn't catch my parents in the act, but I was told the same thing happened, I feel your pain
Yudith 28
Tablecloth. They exist for a reason.
candid_bandit 9
No you didn't, Shid, you could have just gotten take out. Or eat in your room, eat on the couch or sit on the floor Indian style and munch away.
mrlucky22 18
Your dad had some pie before dinner.