Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I was in class when I coughed up so much snot inside my mouth. It was so gross, I couldn’t talk. I raised my hand to go over to the sink to spit it out but I couldn’t talk and he didn’t understand, so I just got up and walked over. A few kids in the back saw me do it and said, "Ewwww." Everyone stared. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
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ann_leigh 0
that's why you cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze. ewwwww
slatertheblob 0
I guess thats snot what he was expecting
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Comments (127)
jenn22_fml 0
aw im so sorry. that sucks!
jennajamison 0
#28, genius girl, you have to be retarded. im pretty sure you just got done watching ace ventura, bc nobody enjoys being sneezed on. and if in the south georgian island they do, theres probably a correlation between that and them living in huts. fyl e
lorenzopcordova 0
Oh god! Ew. That happened to me once in my college physics class. I sneezed and snot landed all over my face, my arm, my chest, and my neighbor. I was so embarrased. I ran out of the room, frantically, screaming, "Oh, god! Oh, god!" No one, to date, has forgotten that.
cemm91 0
umm this fml was posted on 6/6/09... thats a saturday.. why were you in school on saturday?
phagesrock 0
How about staying home so that you don't spread your filth?
Dopehead666 21
#104 maybe it was detention? Next time try holding your nose close with your index finger and thumb... and you will never have that happen. =)
MeanCommenter88 0
YDI and i think this is more of an FML for your math teacher.
fox190 0
i should do this to my math teacher. he sucks
csigabajnok 0
That's why i NEVER tutor sick people. If someone's feeling down, then I'm keeping my fingers crossed, but I don't wanna share the same room with that person with a good reason as now you see. Also, why don't you sit away from somebody, when you're sick? If you have the nerve and ask him to come over, even though you're not well, at least honor him by sitting a few feet away or something. If a student of mine did the same, that'd be the last time he saw me. Also, I'd think about asking for a double money too.
FMLGirl1991 0
there is a fabulous maneuver that has been around for quite some time. It is called turn-and-cover. if you feel a sneeze coming on...turn your head...and cover your mouth with your arm (preferably not your hand). Minimizes projectile snot and the blood pressure of your tutor!