Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML
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tjsomethin 9
Dont tell her, and then about a year after the baby is born, go over and see what happens.
DocBastard 40
Just go over there unannounced and inform her very calmly that you've decided to quit your job to become a lesbian stripper. After she's had her fit, yell "Just kidding! I'm pregnant!" She'll be so happy that she'll forget the whole food and money thing.
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Comments (205)
tophatprincess 0
Bravo! The Sims let me play god...burn my little ants...BURN!
sappy0 5
Ok, let's just ask her... OP?.. ARE YOU A MOOCH?? (0.0) Inquiring minds wanna know! (think she'll answer?!)
jrman92 0
smh
sportyfreaK15 0
when shed want to see the baby I'd be like sorry don't have enough money to come see u..... or sorry I wanted to come and visit u 9 months ago and u said no soo
supahnazi 0
maybe if u werent such a bitch, she'd actually want to talk to u. my sister is like this so ydi
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Assumption much? Perhaps the OP's mother is the bitch. Perhaps neither. You don't know so you shouldn't say she deserves it simply because you want to make such assumptions.
TheDrifter 24
Your mother hates you doesn't she? C'mon let us all in on the reason you got so defensive.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If that comment was directed at me, No, I actually have a wonderful relationship with my mother. I wasn't being "all defensive". I just feel that assuming the OP is a bitch based on the extremely limited amount of information given to us is a bit ridiculous. It is really dumb to make decisions about a person's personality when there is no basis for the decision.
Jordynn87 0
aweee thats horriblew hopee all goes well :)
antaR_10 0
hah ur cute n hot
ChibiGirl5 0
why not share it with your husband first
mjeter86 3
don't call that bitch back! she'll find out that she has a grandchild the next time she runs into u at the grocery store.
jdengel 0
I have several family members that whenever they call, I think to myself, what do they want me to give them this time, usually because they have blown all their money on drugs, booze or something else that was unnecessary