Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
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Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, after I'd ordered a birthday cake with my name written on it, I went to pick it up but the bakery messed up and wrote the name of the person who ordered one right before me. I stood at the party smiling while everyone congratulated “Kevin.” I am not called Kevin. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML
Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear…" they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML
Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
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Casualt1234 0
Oh Steve, I'm sorry that sucks
suckstobeyou3 0
next year, bring a cake with your name on it.
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wheeler6 0
how old are you? like 6?
Oriina 0
"All the cool kids" bring in ... cupcakes? I have never brought in crap for my birthday (not a cultural tradition in my country when I growing up), others bring in crap for me. My son is 10 and doesn't bring in treats for his class :| You have more problems than just the class not knowing your name, kiddo.
pinkfrenchrose 5
All the cool kids bring cupcakes? What school do YOU go to? D;
Mustcomment 0
I know how you feel, I've been the outcast a few times. This is late but, happy birthday Jeff. Oh, and also take you're cupcakes back now, those jerks don't deserve to eat YOUR cupcakes!!! Eat em' all in front of them next time you go to class :), that'll show teh fools...
osloy 0
are you in 5th grade? if not, fyl just for taking in cupcakes.
kj55 0
How old are you??? And I never got the concept of kids bringing cupcakes/cookies to celebrate their birthday at school. I've never done it, not even in kindergarten... e But it does suck that they forgot your name... Steve... I mean, Jeff. :]
Nylus 0
YDI, why do you want to be cool anyway? theyre all a bunch of drunks/smokers/druggies of very low intelligence, just be yourself instead, so what of what others think of you?
CaleighChi 0
hahahaha nerd. try taking the cupcakes back , tell the kids to go **** themselves and eat all the cupcakes in front of them..... or actually make some friends.. either or
Pennypoo 0
I hate the name alex.. Sorry lol had to get that out. Man that sucks..
creeptastical 0
Just ignore them. They aren't cool enough to know you anyway. =] Happy birthday. Mine's tomorrow.