Today, I heard my mother say, "I feel bad for any girl that marries him because he's, what's the word? Metrosexual!" To my girlfriend. About me. FML
UnchainedGaruda tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here to shed light on the situation. Homecoming is this weekend and my girlfriend, mother and I were out getting the final vest and tie to finish off my attire, so I can match my girlfriend's dress. Then my mom said that. She isn't ignorant, a bigot, or anything of the sort. She was joking around and said it proudly. She went on to say that "if you're in the store buying face cream to stay smooth or whatever it is, he's right there with you to look good too" Which has an element of truth in it. I try to look good and keep myself hygienic and it pays off. It's also a bit of curiosity to be honest too! There's so many things for girls!! Anyway, my girlfriend laughed with her, and yes that's probably one of the reasons she's with me. Hope you all enjoyed!
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Joshery 14
Thanks mom...
RainEliseWolf 16
Hey, it means you probably dress nice and take care of yourself, what girl doesn't like that? Your mom sounds ridiculous!
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Joshery 14
Thanks mom...
Lebeaugars95 20
I don't see how being a metrosexual is bad ? Teach your mum how to dress OP
wallamanut 14
**flips hair angrily.**
gatorclay97 28
#15 I laughed way to hard at that
fxxth 16
It doesn't matter what anyone says....as long as you two are in love (:
oJoy 11
nothing to be ashamed off, it's nice to know a man in touch with his feminine side
fuckercakes 21
Agreed, they're the best
ohSNAPyall 27
Does "dressing nicely" mean feminine?
supernerd95 17
I really don't think.. that's something to be said to your son's girlfriend...
RainEliseWolf 16
Hey, it means you probably dress nice and take care of yourself, what girl doesn't like that? Your mom sounds ridiculous!
ohSNAPyall 27
"If only my son were more slovenly!"
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Wow... mom thanks
FmyL6 19
Number 1 beat you to it.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Yea I didn't refresh in time
briang959 47
Nothing wrong with being a metro!!
0ss 12
I wish I was a metro. Then I could live my childhood dream of shunting trucks and hauling freight.
Eleora 19
I want to know what your girlfriends' reaction was... Did she stand up for you? Did she laugh? Mommy was being kinda, what's the word I'm looking for? Rude?
BlueMedusa 21
Mommy was being a bitch.
devildog562 33
And mom jumps in for the **** block.
samboodeee 4
Oh cmon really? Anyway i'm sure your girlfriend understands right? I mean she took it as a joke right?