Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I had an ingrown toenail cut out, and the pain medication I received doesn't actually help with the pain. Instead, it makes me high, which results in me losing my balance and slamming my injured toe into objects, and then getting sick from that new pain. FML
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Mama's got the hookupppp
redheadcaligurl 0
they won't do anything at the hospital anyway.
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Comments (105)
PrincessesCrown 17
It's a toe not an arm! Get over it!!! I promise you it will feel better when it stops hurting, so stop being such a baby
rscanlan313 0
there is nothing they can do for a broken toe it's happened 2 me before and the best u can do is try to keep pressure off of it
muchagente 5
but was it a written or an oral exam? just wondering.
lovingmylife84 0
everybody knows they can't do anything for a broken toe. if you were too much of a whiney little baby and needed pain killers that is your fault. it's not an FML, she should be saying FML that she has to deal w such a baby!
cul8r 4
That's the problem when every layman chimes in on situations he (or she) can't really evaluate. Always the same story, always the same obstacle.
SpectSelf 0
your mom should've gave you a 40 oz of Old English Malt Liquor and a blunt full of kush to smoke. Keep that shit gangsta son!! or next time stop being a bitch and walk it off!!!!!
jameshouses 8
word
ingabish 0
I've broken my toes heaps of times. doctors can't do anything except tape it to the next one, you'll be limping for a few weeks, I didn't need painkillers.
GIBBYROCKS99 0
ur mom is a crackhead
stayawakee 0
Your mom was right to not think it was necessary to take you to the hospital. Its a broken toe. Stop whining and grow up.
fred88_fml 0
they dont do anything for broken toes at hospital. man up