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Today, I broke my mother's Tiffany lamp from the 1920's. Practically crying, I raced onto the computer to try to find one to order before she comes back in three weeks. The lamp is worth over twelve thousand dollars, and the only way I'm getting one is if I lived 90 years ago. FML

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Clarification: I broke the lamp by complete accident. I was vaccuming my living room and I caught the edge of the vaccuum on the end of the coffee table, and the light went crashing to the ground. I did tell my mom, and she was initially upset, but the lamp itself didn't have any sentimental value, making the situation a bit better. It was a vintage lamp she got at an auction in France. Thank you for your concerns and comments, haha, I've learned my lesson.

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T_im_othy 0

No way - I have one I'll let you borrow.

DeadMansCrack 4

STOP FIGHTING! YOU'RE TEARING US APART!!

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Comments (151)

thelonelylurker 0

Don't go around breaking lamps then.

BikerMike 0

sucks to be you

anony_moose 0

whats he/she going to do, get one when they were 1 year old?

ThePhantomGamer 20

I'm sorry to hear that.

meganick13 0

better start gluing!

Aha I modded this one!

luvluvluv 0

Ahem. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

^ This. That is all.

Ouch **** your life.

dang a 12,000 dollar lamp?!? thats ****** nuts.