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Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

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Yeah, OP here, this was a flight to the Philippines from California...14 hours of fun...

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Ask a flight attendant if there is any free spots you could move to. I've asked before, and they let me move(I was next to the most annoying kid).

yes buy sub-par headphones where 90% of what you pay for is the name.

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Aww I'm sorry you have to go through this

NewYorkMexPR 14

Middle seats on a plane suck

At least you're not a sympathetic puker... or are you?

Make the best of it OP and start beatboxing with a new sound, and even get other passengers involved. The guy on the left will feel more relaxed and the girl on the right will eventually empty her stomach. Put the fun in flying.

Try and pick a Window seat ticket next time.. I sat in the middle all the way to Hawaii from San Diego. Shit Sucks!

Yeah, OP here, this was a flight to the Philippines from California...14 hours of fun...

Cocktail time.

please don't take pain with broken heart......

Sounds like the worst flight ever