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Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

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Yeah, OP here, this was a flight to the Philippines from California...14 hours of fun...

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Ask a flight attendant if there is any free spots you could move to. I've asked before, and they let me move(I was next to the most annoying kid).

yes buy sub-par headphones where 90% of what you pay for is the name.

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Jacksparrow72 21

Cry loudly.

asia3pea90 13

Ahah wowww.

Aww that sucks :(

I always end up in between someone snoring the whole time and someone who's half in my seat. Why are there so many more people on planes you'd dread being next to then enjoy!?

That is just.... I'm terribly phobic of vomit/ vomiting people/ etc. I'd be sobbing and panicking. I don't think I'm going to get on a plane anytime soon. Thanks for the heads up, OP ;___;

My first flight was from Texas to Iraq, it took 24 hours to get there. I was stuck between two huge Samoans the hole time... That's sucked

Run! It's the Ebola spreading!

At least u traveled i can't even go see my friends