Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the woman I'm training at work asked, while staring intently at the keyboard, "Now, which one of these buttons is the space-bar again?" She is 80 years-old, types about one word per minute, and I have just one week to get her completely trained. FML
Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML
Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML
Today, I spent my working day teaching my new Supervisor the basics of Excel. Until two weeks ago, he was the Office Junior. He and I applied for the same job, but he got it based on the strengths of his "far superior" Excel skills. I'm now teaching him how to do the job that I didn't get. FML
Today, I found out the procedure manual I've been creating for months and finally finished is going to be used to train the person replacing me. FML
Today, I got demoted from my manager's position, only to be replaced by a 21 year-old who has never worked in retail in her life. I now have to spend the next month teaching her my job so they can fire me. FML
Today, my boss reached a new low when, after three software upgrades, she refused to let me update the user manual that I wrote a year ago. She has also cancelled the training sessions I set up to help people learn the new software. People are asking me why I'm not doing my job anymore. FML
Today, I became the senior receptionist at my job, which is supposed to have three receptionists. The others all had life changes, so they're moving on, which is fair, but now I have to train new people. I've been here three weeks. FML
Today, I learned that for the next two months I'll get to train physicians on how to use the computer program that has made my job obsolete. I've known this program was coming for months, but I didn't know it would be taking my job. FML
Today, I filled in for my absent pregnant co-worker like I have done since she went on disability a month ago, at the job I’ve been doing for 15 months. Today the replacement they hired also came to work, and I had to train her since she has more experience and got the maternity leave position over me. FML
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musicbeautiful 0
UGHHHH who HIRED HER too much pain. then again your helping her get out of potential pension debt
JocelynKaulitz 28
haha at least you know fancy computer tricks (:
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buddha313 0
What is this "double-click" you speak of?!? And highlighting text?! ah, **** it, I guess we all can't be that tech savvy. Who needs computers anyways?
beaglegal 42
Sounds like my parents
perdix 31
Teach her how to surf the web for kiddie ****, download viruses and hit Reply All with racist and sexist emails. That's the best revenge for having to bear the humiliation of training your replacement,
jtini001 4
^ FTW XD
LilaBear 2
Oh, I feel your pain. I work at a university and help students who have difficulties enrolling during our main intake periods. Usually they are competent with computers but are having difficulties navigating the (admittedly somewhat confusing) enrolment website or there's an incorrect setting that needs to be changed. However once I had a woman come in who didn't even know how to use a mouse. She must have been about 40 and I'd be easily convinced if someone told me she'd never used a computer before in her life. It's frustrating trying to teach someone how to do Skill X on the computer assuming everyone has skills A, B, C and D but then having to go through and teach them skills A, B, C and D as well.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm going through a similar experience and it is frustrating. HR doesn't seem to realise that not all computer degrees are equal or relevant and they are certainly not indicative of any useful knowledge. Degree in database architrcture but can't figure out how to send an email to more than one person? Great. Sit in the corner while I get some work done. Maybe if you practice enough you'll get called up for active duty.
iheartglasses 0
Sorry for being a spammer but Im hoping moderators see this since I cant contact someone directly. While there are reply OPTIONS on both mobile and classic version, some phones internet doesnt allow it anyway. I've been to both versions and all links to EVERYTHING tell me Malformed URL. Sorry but replying in the same thread is sometimes just not possible...
CoachLlama 5
Look on the bright side, they will miss you in about six weeks and one day.
xxxkittykatxxx 0
It doesn't mean she's not a quick learner :o) If she isn't... :(... If she is... :D
xgetxbentx 13
...how did she even get that job?
ILCC 1
Poor you :P
cairomike 0
seriously...that's nothing. You are probably making her family really happy by teaching her. props to you
KVKdragon 26
this lady reminds me of my mom. she has a windows 7 laptop but she has no idea how to use it. my sis and I have given up trying to teach her since she never cares to remember what we taught her.